Carl Icahn, biggest of the big swinging activists, finally switched on his new blog. Unfortunately, his initial posts for TheIcahnReport center not on his loathing for Yahoo! Inc. (NASDAQ: YHOO), but on the more abstract fear of crummy corporate governance. The fear and loathing are linked, of course. But it appears Icahn will resist the urge to vivisect Jerry Yang in print -- at least until he has liquidated his holdings in the Internet company. If so, that's too bad. And Carl, just think of the fun you could have!
Yahoodlums smashing innocent SHers!
posted on June 19, 2008 - 2:37 p.m.
Testing, testing. We live? Hi everyone, Carl here. Let me begin by saying what a pleasure it is to be here. But let me tell ya, that Jerry Yang. He made a killing in the stock market on this Microsoft business--he shot his broker. Yeah, I wish that nudnik would learn a trade so I'd know what kind of work he's gonna be out of. Can this guy get off my planet, already? Why, all this schmuck does is keep running his mouth--if he keeps talking maybe he'll say something intelligent.
That's it from me, folks. I'm here everyday. Try the prime rib. -- Carl Icahn
